The Prayerbabies

… well, i’m sure someone said something like that @ the rally where we successfully ROSE UP against our OPPRESSORS, armed only with a PUZZLINGLY indistinct BAGPIPE fetish, SAVED LIVE MUSIC & preserved our RIGHT to play @ DODGY venues for IFFY remuneration in PURPLETUITARY for yall – it’s about MORE than mere MONEY i SPOSE. Must get this CAPS lock looked AT.

See PRAYERBABIES play for NO remuneration at all THIS SAT 5pm as part of An Afternoon and Evening of music at THE CLARE 421 Rathdowne St Carlton 3 -12pm* then, on SUNDY @ 5pm PRAYERBABIES finish their month o’ no-undie-sundies @ the UNION HOTEL Union st BrunCHWicK then we lie in a panting heap & fall asleep in a pile like kittens

xxxe’en

*This is a fund-raiser for Western Sahara which, as i understand it, has suffered a fate similar to East Timor’s tribulation: colonial power withdraws, neighbour invades for resource control – chaos, violence & persecution ensues – not to be encouraged! $10 entry or book for a 3 course dinner ($40 set menu) at 7pm

A fundraiser for Union Aid Abroad, Western Sahara Projects and Australia Western Sahara Association with The Conch, Tom Bolton, Adam Lawler, Naomi Jones Trio, Irine Vela, Anthea Sidiropoulos & The Royale Bellydance Company

For bookings or inquiries call: Ron Guy 0428 173 970 or Georgia Vlassopoulos 0425 702 975

Well thank goo-ness! Violence in the CBD is to be a thing of the past, now that clubs are to install water coolers. This, I glean from L’Age, & huzzah! I rest assured that the patrons of these august venues will henceforth cluster quietly around the aquapacifiers, reverting to the stereo-typical office chitchat so plainly evoked by that mystic apparatus. Mmm, after 300/600ml of free water, it is plain they will be suddenly inured against the 7 vodkas & equivalent of 14 coffees they have consumed in their “energy” drink & booze cocktails*: the single most popular tipple in Nigella’s “Recipes for Disaster” – makes you do the wrong thing, only much, MUCH faster!

THIS SUNDY PRAYERBABIES UNION HOTEL UNION ST BRUNS 5pm

xxxe’en

*& I speak from years of experience here – since getting old last century, i invented (far as i knew!) & began consuming 1or 2 of these concoctions myself per gig… & beyond this be drag- ons/queens/racing/marks, bleev me!

I can but agree with this Unverckergull Chruneckul review of Wilhelm Reich’s posthumous masterpiece “Don’t Throw Away Your Old Skin” and, since reading this ten word testament, I’ve already saved enough once offhandedly sloughed cells to build my own stinky golem, eliminate several foes, and have it voted Australian Senior of the Year!

Acquaint yourself with all the Beers under the oldspices of

THE PRAYERBABIES

THIS FRINYT 9 30 – 1am LOMOND HOTEL* or EACHNEVERY SUNDEE IN FEB 5 – 7pm UNION HOTEL**

Choice! xxxe’en

*cnr Nicholson&Blyth E Bruns **109 Union St Bruns

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