There’s NEVER BEEN a BETTER TIME…

Written on December 17, 2013   By admin   in gigs

…for slogans that are devoid of any real meaning. Millions of thinly sliced trees are currently winging their way around the world, many inscribed in fluent pringlish, a reconstituted powdered sentiment, processed into predictably identical thoughtthirst-inducing, flavour-enhanced dependability. When what we REALLY want is: 1. Segways 2. Mythbusters to tackle JFK assassination, religion & climate change 3. A Spotted Quoll each 4. Breakfast all day, literally 5. Access to resources 6. A Plain Quoll each 7. Undetectable fecal transplants 8. More Segways 9. PRAYERBABIES @ the ROYAL OAK FITZ 4-7pm THIS SUNDY 10. Suggestions..? xxxe’en Ps NYE 8-9pm @ the Union Bruns + Charles Jenkins & the Zhivagos + Raised by Eagles