Suck like a Dyson – Pbabes or F&T for NYE, anybody?

Written on September 2, 2015   By admin   in gigs

Dyson Heydon, late Speaking withdrawal from Liberal Party fund-raisers, was yesterday found by ex-High Court Justice Dyson Heydon to have no conflict of interest with Dyson Heydon, Royal Commissioner into trade unions. “All Dyson’s are unique in their cyclonic sucking actions and, I find, have no conflict of interest in the blowing action of the Dyson’s you find in toilets for drying hands, which similarly have no bias, perceived or otherwise, in knowing what those other hands are doing” decreed one of Dyson Heydon. Perhaps the final wordplay on the controversy belonged well-placed informant D.H., a source close to Dyson Heydon. “All this conjecture is hot air and I wash my hands of it.” Perhaps not. Oi! Let’s see if we can get any interesting conflict around crowd-sourcing (instead of self-saucing) NYE this time – any takers? Your very own deforgettable unconflicted profabbo NYE party may be just an email away! xxxe’en