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Congress is a Vegetable–PBs@OnionSatnyt

Written on November 25, 2011   By   in gigs

Congress is a Vegetable–PBs@OnionSatnyt

The US Congress has recently declared that pizza is in fact a vegetable. To you cynics who suggest this is merely a tawdry way around healthy-eating standards in schools – that they are dominated by Domino’s & in Senator John McCain’s thrall – the Legislators point to the fact that there are up to three tablespoons of health-giving veggie tomato paste on each pie. I point to the fact that the tomato is NOT a vegetable. It’s a mineral. & one of the world’s richest deposits of them is found Tasmania. Right beside Baconsfield. South of Lettuceston. So I say l get behind this! Shipping chunks of our country overseas is what our economy; nay NATION, is based on – let’s get chunkier – & let them provide The Base*! *Onions*, however, *are* vegetables which our fully-functioning parliament knows *should* be properly spelt *union* & their will be done, as it *is*in Hansard. For more revealing layer-peeling, see you at the UNION Hotel, UNION St BRONSWICK 9 – 11pm THIS SATDY

xxxe’en

* what’s that in Arabic again?