Chilling devilopment in Chile

Written on October 15, 2010   By admin   in gigs

Did anybody else notice the kerfuffle at the end of the Chilean miners rescue? The sudden turning of cameras from the pithead, the collapse of the live coverage into confused disorganisation?This was slated home to exhaustion through sustained exhilaration, but i was watching an independent live web feed & witnessed something State TV didn’t want me to see… the emergence of a THIRTY-FOURTH miner!

Only now, can i reveal details i hope to be propagated on all respected crackpot news services – this whole schmeer is softlysoftly way to introduce a fiendish & unnatural export industry – the production of miners themselves!! Through some arcane & oooOOOooo type of South American Catholic/Pagan technology, apparently the essence of miners has been concentrated underground, combined with radiation, bananas & liquid gravity til, hola! -soulless golem-type miners ready to unthinkingly do the bidding of Rio Tinto in their open-cut cheap undies pit, for the betterment of Macquarie Wealth Management’s Magic Donut/Pudding.

These many forces arrayed against us may not look kindly on my breathing, now i’ve let this devilcat out of the bag – & if i don’t make it… avenge me & the PRAYERBABIES THIS SUNDY 5 – 7 ONION HOTEL UNION st BRUNCHWICK xxxe’en NexPBs@LomondSat30f of October