– for, as the mouse said to the lion, when the lion asked: Hey, mouse – how come i’m so big ‘n’ strong & you’re so little ‘n’ puny!?
– “…i’ve been ill…”
PRAYERBABIES avec the Band Who Knew Too Much & Paulie Bignall Trio (from Gatorbait) THIS SUNDY @ BIG DAY NOT OUT – BRUNSWICK ST OVAL NTH FITZ from midday
xxxe’en(betterbythen)
… well, i’m sure someone said something like that @ the rally where we successfully ROSE UP against our OPPRESSORS, armed only with a PUZZLINGLY indistinct BAGPIPE fetish, SAVED LIVE MUSIC & preserved our RIGHT to play @ DODGY venues for IFFY remuneration in PURPLETUITARY for yall – it’s about MORE than mere MONEY i SPOSE. Must get this CAPS lock looked AT.
See PRAYERBABIES play for NO remuneration at all THIS SAT 5pm as part of An Afternoon and Evening of music at THE CLARE 421 Rathdowne St Carlton 3 -12pm* then, on SUNDY @ 5pm PRAYERBABIES finish their month o’ no-undie-sundies @ the UNION HOTEL Union st BrunCHWicK then we lie in a panting heap & fall asleep in a pile like kittens
xxxe’en
*This is a fund-raiser for Western Sahara which, as i understand it, has suffered a fate similar to East Timor’s tribulation: colonial power withdraws, neighbour invades for resource control – chaos, violence & persecution ensues – not to be encouraged! $10 entry or book for a 3 course dinner ($40 set menu) at 7pm
A fundraiser for Union Aid Abroad, Western Sahara Projects and Australia Western Sahara Association with The Conch, Tom Bolton, Adam Lawler, Naomi Jones Trio, Irine Vela, Anthea Sidiropoulos & The Royale Bellydance Company
For bookings or inquiries call: Ron Guy 0428 173 970 or Georgia Vlassopoulos 0425 702 975
Well thank goo-ness! Violence in the CBD is to be a thing of the past, now that clubs are to install water coolers. This, I glean from L’Age, & huzzah! I rest assured that the patrons of these august venues will henceforth cluster quietly around the aquapacifiers, reverting to the stereo-typical office chitchat so plainly evoked by that mystic apparatus. Mmm, after 300/600ml of free water, it is plain they will be suddenly inured against the 7 vodkas & equivalent of 14 coffees they have consumed in their “energy” drink & booze cocktails*: the single most popular tipple in Nigella’s “Recipes for Disaster” – makes you do the wrong thing, only much, MUCH faster!
THIS SUNDY PRAYERBABIES UNION HOTEL UNION ST BRUNS 5pm
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*& I speak from years of experience here – since getting old last century, i invented (far as i knew!) & began consuming 1or 2 of these concoctions myself per gig… & beyond this be drag- ons/queens/racing/marks, bleev me!
I can but agree with this Unverckergull Chruneckul review of Wilhelm Reich’s posthumous masterpiece “Don’t Throw Away Your Old Skin” and, since reading this ten word testament, I’ve already saved enough once offhandedly sloughed cells to build my own stinky golem, eliminate several foes, and have it voted Australian Senior of the Year!
Acquaint yourself with all the Beers under the oldspices of
THE PRAYERBABIES
THIS FRINYT 9 30 – 1am LOMOND HOTEL* or EACHNEVERY SUNDEE IN FEB 5 – 7pm UNION HOTEL**
Choice! xxxe’en
*cnr Nicholson&Blyth E Bruns **109 Union St Bruns
NexPbsUnionSundeesFeb
… what is it all about?* Fisticuffs at the post-crassmas sales? Tryna get wa-ay ugly stuff repackaged to exchange for something you’ll actually use/wear/eat/own up to? Something to do with a 19th century Chinese rebellion in the name of comfortable underwear? Praps it’s just recovering from the previous festivities, having a nice sit down with a box on your head. Having enjoyed that, may i be so bald as to mumbly suggest another method for recovering from the other major calendar event, namely a doghair @ the UNION BRUNSWICK SAT 2nd Jan 5 -7pm with The PRAYERBABIES..?
xxxe’en
*Evidently the day after christmas was when the churches in Britain traditionally distributed the donated largess from their “poor boxes” amongst the raggedy-arsed. Typical institutional behavior. Probably could have used it BEFORE christmas, eh? Maybe get the kids something besides the usual twig & dried mud. Mustn’t grumble though. Apparently. M’Lady.
The Prayerbabies have decided it prudent to now reveal that we too, have been conducting an affair with Tiger Woods. The 18 year, largely physical, though there was also a fulfilling spiritual side, liaison has now ended, as far as you're concerned. Any comments about golf balls, No.1 wood or the brand Titleist are both unhelpful and poorly constructed.
Our next secret rendezvous is MIDDAY THIS SUNDEE @ EUREKA STOCKADE GARDENS BALLARAT.
Thank you for your understanding in this difficult and itchy time.
xxxe'en
All makes pERFect sense – easily as much as Sheena Easton, who, in her
breakthrough "9 to 5 (morning train)" clip was directed by some guy
who read a book on how to be sess-ee Ch. 3)" You jus rub youseff up an
down on the train an, an, you look up an down with you eyes, thas
right, an you wear nice aqua jumpsuit. " = massive smash hit & short
relationship with Prince, once quite accurately described as a "dwarf
dipped in pubic hair" yet, generally pretty popular with the leh-dehs.
PRAYERBABIES 9 30 THIS FRI LOMOND
Cnr Blythe&Nicholson E Bruns
xxxe'en
Who decided we should be smellin of jasmine or melon?
Will the scent of flowers & fruit up your snoot smooth our relations & soothe the inner brute?
I spose we decided by buyin the damn shampoo, but where's the choice? I don't see Pantene Sheer Volume with Pure Coffee Essence, or Garnier Scent of Summer (10% Aerogard) for Oily Hair.
And.
AND.
What's the etymology of "shampoo"? Do we regularly smear our heads with stuff named for it's being "a spurious imitation of, or counterfeit, crap"?
Contribute to the fulsome & robust discussion on this topic under the banner "Follic-u-lee, Follic-u-liar: Stop Assuming My Grooming Should Be Based Solely On Blooming"
THIS SATDY 5 -7pm PRAYERBABIES @ UNION HOTEL BRUNS*
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NexFriLomond
NB-F&T@SofitelCityNYE
*109 Union St Brunswick
If you live in, near, or are lucky enough to be going to, Adelaide in the next week, then the below address has crOOOcial info for your going-outly options.
If not, well…habitating otherwise is, as habitating otherwise does.
& it's its own reward.
& that.
xxxe'en
ps NexSat31OctUnion/Fri6NovLomond
A week into two, of tropical nights, ceiling fan loping lazily round, shooing the warm breath of evening over skin still glowing from the broad, slow day; listening blissfully, distractedly, to the chorus of enlarged nature found in these restorative climes – mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-mm… & that funny little crickety sound amidst the calming insectrenade – mmm – y-e-eerdit-dit-dit-dit-dit-dit-dit–yeerdit-dit-dit-dit-dit-dit-dit – sounds like the first few bars of Khachaturian’s Sabre Dance, heheheh.
Exactly like it. Ye-e-eerdit-dit-dit-dit-dit-dit-dit–yeerdit-dit-dit-dit-dit-dit-dit! & now I can’t stop hearing it -damn! Or completing the phrase -dittilit-dittilit-dittilit-dittilit-dehhh… damn!! Damn you, frenetic circus music-making bug! Alternate image, quick. Also sounds like… a… geiger counter, quietly crackling away, counting harmless background rads, & my mind floats on soporific humidity to… Swiss surrealist H.R.Giger, who drew the “Alien” Aarrgh! Now I’ve got a radio-active Alien, jogging frantically to the Sabre Dance whilst throwing extendable, biting tongues with alarming inaccuracy at Sigourney Weaver on a rotating target! Duck Riplee-e-y!
The well?-rested PRAYERBABIES THIS SUNDY 4 – 7pm CARRINGBUSH HOTEL 228 LANGRIDGE St ABBOTSFORD
xxxe’en