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Hear ye, hear ye, ye thronging commo poofter wog bitch ginger chinko skippy celt-scum bogan darky rental yid towelheads! The natural order hath been rightfully restore’d and thou art to be name’d and shame’d for thine foul sorcery and such! Know the vengeance of a Gummint that restorest the most chivalrous crusader knights of olde and holdeth thus to it’s vows – no reformation of Workchoices; nay, tis serfdom for ye and restoration of ye tried and true feudal fiefdoms! Rejoice for the year of our Lord be not 2014; yea, but 1420! Arise, Sir Andrew of Bol*t! Arise, Dame Gina of Rindheart! Arise, Baron Palmer the Hutt! Take that which be ye God-given right – dominion o’er all Christendom! Prithee, if thou wouldst, join a mob tongue-lashing and excoriation at one of convenient locations three? THIS THURS 9:30FIRE&THEFT @ FAD GALLERY – CITY THIS SAT 5-7PRAYERBABIES @ THE UNION – BRUNS THIS SUN 4-7PRAYERBABIES @ ROYAL OAK – FITZ xxxe’enso ps NICK’S BAAAA-ACK!!!! *shi xe
March 26, 2014 admin 0 Comments
Pbabes happen THIS TUESDAY 7:30-9:30 Retreat Bruns! Well, isn’t that something? A-a-a-a-nd THIS FRINITE 9:30 LOMOND loudly to the east of that… Huzzah! xxxe’en
February 10, 2014 admin 0 Comments
*Who* ever heard of a silent L? There’s a silent K in *knee*, I *know*, a gone G in *gnu* & *gnat *& even a hushed H in *hotel* for you unreconstructed francophiles, but silent L? Well, to be onest, I think we all no the silent ell of lost opportunity; the year that we shoudawoudacouda had… but now it’s all anew; phew! Maybe we can devote some of this renewed span to figuring out wy we locals sound out an unritten second R in *drawing*? Just a thout. PRAYERBABIES paddle in the pond of unpardonable ponderables THIS SUNDY 7:30 RETREAT HOTEL 280 Sydney Rd, Brunswick xxxe’en
January 3, 2014 admin 0 Comments
December 30, 2013 admin 0 Comments
…that when making our new year’s resolutions, the only thing we have to fear is thing itself – damn that thingy-thing-thingo! In the face of this, PRAYERBABIES resolve to singy-sing-singo 8:30-9:30 @ the UNION BRUNCHWICK this innocuous TUESNYT +CHARLES JENKINS + RAISED x EAGLES for freekin free! xxxe’en
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…for slogans that are devoid of any real meaning. Millions of thinly sliced trees are currently winging their way around the world, many inscribed in fluent pringlish, a reconstituted powdered sentiment, processed into predictably identical thoughtthirst-inducing, flavour-enhanced dependability. When what we REALLY want is: 1. Segways 2. Mythbusters to tackle JFK assassination, religion & climate change 3. A Spotted Quoll each 4. Breakfast all day, literally 5. Access to resources 6. A Plain Quoll each 7. Undetectable fecal transplants 8. More Segways 9. PRAYERBABIES @ the ROYAL OAK FITZ 4-7pm THIS SUNDY 10. Suggestions..? xxxe’en Ps NYE 8-9pm @ the Union Bruns + Charles Jenkins & the Zhivagos + Raised by Eagles
December 17, 2013 admin 0 Comments
…but don’t think for a minute we’d wish to prevent this mild case of self abuse – or any other such harmless auto-inflicted fun – it’s in fact what we’re working toward in terms of congratulation… PBABES THIS SUNDY 5-7 @ The UNION BRUNS …mainly because ululating is just too hard to convincingly maintain, innit? xxxe’en Ps NYE 8-9@ Onion & having had a late show fall over, we’re still lookin…
December 10, 2013 admin 0 Comments
…and they’ve got a pre-mixed ad campaign behind them – announcing Prayerbreweries very own, full-strength, spirit-based tipple: *RESPONSIBLY*– distilled from a select blend of guarana, iguana & banana, enjoy it with cabana or poached piranha… – so good it’s advertised on all other drinks! Right alongside the plug to drink in our new mature-age popup venue: *MODERATION* invading the belooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow THIS FRI LOMOND E Bruns 9:30 THIS SUN ARVO ROSE HOTEL STREET PARTY N Fitz CUP PEEVE UNION Bruns 9-11 xxxe’en spesh thanx to our new ad agency *skipfos *
October 29, 2013 admin 0 Comments
It’s not just a fad, it’s the fourf fursdy of every munf – F&T 9pm Fursdy @ FAD – fink on it… And fis – erm… this sundy is, incredibly, NICK’S LAST GIG with the PRAYERBABIES before he & the fambuly move to India. We will be wishing him the slowest of clay oven-cooked farewells THIS SUN 4-7 @ the ROYAL OAK 442 Nic(k)holson st NorFitz – come, salute the profound mound of sound himself – & maybe console us a l’il – we are truly bereft… xxxe’en
September 25, 2013 admin 0 Comments
THIS SUNDAY 5-7 @ The UNION Hotel Broonsweek PRAYERBABIES answer that question amongst others, in excerpts from their lavish upcoming production of Glibert O’Sullivan’s delightfully pithy *HMS Metaphor*. Ahem. xxxe’en
August 7, 2013 admin 0 Comments