The Prayerbabies

Get pickled @ The ONION

Written on April 12, 2011   By   in gigs

Get pickled @ The ONION &/or drink responsively under the oldspices of Prayerbabies THIS SATDY NIGHT! 9-11pm, UNION HOTEL 109 Union Street, Brunswick. Make mine a treble clef.

Prayerbabies Gig! Union Hotel! 16 April!

Written on April 8, 2011   By   in gigs

Well, dee-lay mah gratification! It’s a more than a full week til prayerbabies return to the UNION HOTEL in UNION Street UNIONWICK…erm BRUNSWICK.. not this but NEXT SAT 16f April & you may need the next week to grasp it’s a night! 9pm-11pm thanx 2 judicious daylight spending. See y’all thar.

Chilling devilopment in Chile

Written on October 15, 2010   By   in gigs

Did anybody else notice the kerfuffle at the end of the Chilean miners rescue? The sudden turning of cameras from the pithead, the collapse of the live coverage into confused disorganisation?This was slated home to exhaustion through sustained exhilaration, but i was watching an independent live web feed & witnessed something State TV didn’t want me to see… the emergence of a THIRTY-FOURTH miner!

Only now, can i reveal details i hope to be propagated on all respected crackpot news services – this whole schmeer is softlysoftly way to introduce a fiendish & unnatural export industry – the production of miners themselves!! Through some arcane & oooOOOooo type of South American Catholic/Pagan technology, apparently the essence of miners has been concentrated underground, combined with radiation, bananas & liquid gravity til, hola! -soulless golem-type miners ready to unthinkingly do the bidding of Rio Tinto in their open-cut cheap undies pit, for the betterment of Macquarie Wealth Management’s Magic Donut/Pudding.

These many forces arrayed against us may not look kindly on my breathing, now i’ve let this devilcat out of the bag – & if i don’t make it… avenge me & the PRAYERBABIES THIS SUNDY 5 – 7 ONION HOTEL UNION st BRUNCHWICK xxxe’en NexPBs@LomondSat30f of October

The Voice of the Tezzlican

Written on July 22, 2010   By   in gigs

“Hi all! Well, it’s that time when that most detestable of slimy creatures, the Politician ( recidivistas assholus ) comes out of his/her burrow like on Groundhog Day and asks us to trust him/her. I for one wouldn’t trust one of these putrid dribblers in any kind of sense or form! Wouldn’t trust the skidmarks on their undies even if I got ’em checked by a handwriting expert……but anyway… It got me thinking about people you can’t trust……

* A guy in a strait-jacket directing traffic…. * A jogger..(aren’t they the ones who always find the bodies?) * Any person who starts a sentence with “This is no bullshit, but….” * Any person who discusses themselves in the 3rd. person. * Bindi Irwin (weird woman-child) * A News Editor (of any description) * The Sandringham line train (if it were a person….) * A Pub Bouncer with a ponytail and a goatee. * John Lithgow. * An Actor or anybody who excuses their Paedophilic tendencies as ‘Research’. * My Cat when she tells me furry lies about not having been fed.

I could go on forever but there is only so much Vodka in one bottle…..feel free to send more examples! (Not of the Vodka, the Untrustworthies….Hmmm, on second thoughts…….)

This Sunday arvo July 25th. at (roughly) 4 P.M. the fabulous (and funny) PRAYERBABIES are in da house. Very talented and extremely entertaining!! What are you waiting for? Line up now…….” – ta & well said Terry! xxxe’en

Frowny cars & P-babies sun @ 303 High st Nct

Written on July 2, 2010   By   in gigs

In recent times we are beset by frowny faced cars. Vws, mazdas, fords, bmws, mitsubishis (parTICularly grrish) – you just look about; they’re almost all silver, & their headlights have very frowny brows. It’s positively unnerving to look in the rearview on occasion, & praps that’s just what they’re aiming to achieve: out of my way, you wistful preGFCmobile, my need for A to B is unparalleled! Or is it just my fertile imagination/headfullacrap? See me deposed as leader of PRAYERBABIES SUN 8PM BAR 303 HIGH ST NCT (+ lotsa bands all day @ the Greens Benefit) in a poll-driven, bloodnutted coup; by your favourite polldrivers… mmyup! xxxe’en

Odd times…

Written on June 11, 2010   By   in gigs

– here’s one: 3PM on a MONDAY – actually, seems unnervingly inodd, til context reveals it to be start time for THE PRAYERBABIES @ THE UNION HOTEL BRUNSWICK. Due to the happy convention of made-up birthday dates for royalty, horses and born-again religious enthusiasts, next monday is holiday for all! – spose that includes the staff at the hotel, being staunch monarchists, & that being the case, this is your chance to practice pouring your own beer – is snappin those taps as hard as it looks? So, just to get myself into comprehensive trouble, it’s therefore self-serve, & let’s say, an honour system of payment. Carry on… xxxe’en

 

Meet me in Brunchwick

Written on May 14, 2010   By   in gigs

While last week we were awakened to the sound of thoughts being counted all over the land & the indescribable tang of tortured toast bearing vulcanised eggs, there is no such greeting card-powered motif motivating movement in any particular which way, save

SUNDY CARAMELISED SUNDY IT IS MY TASK TO GO TELL THAT @ 5pm IN BRUNCHWICK THERE’S P-BABIES @ THE UNION HOTEL

a salutation from the Apallmark Company

xxxe’en

 

The giant & unwieldy dirigible of consequence…

Written on May 4, 2010   By   in gigs

…filled a large corner of the sky; rising & reeling on a flippant wind in the hands of its distracted & surely drunken usual pilot. I mumbly suggest we ignore it over lunch @ Cafe Peril…

– paps thence we could unwind with THE PRAYERBABIES 9 30 THIS FRI LOMOND HOTEL NICHOLSON ST E BRUNS

Contrast. Compare. Discuss. xxxe’en