The Prayerbabies

Royal Oak becomes the Republican Oak

Written on December 5, 2014   By   in gigs

Yes, yes! As a logical consequence of recent happenings, PRAYERBABIES will preside over this renaming ceremony, which will commence at 4pm THIS SUNDEE 442 Nicholson st Norfitz – no speeches, just cold beer & dancing – now there’s a forward-looking agenda! xxxe’en

It’s time! (they started handing out ‘why to vote’ cards!)

Written on November 25, 2014   By   in gigs

…Or maybe ‘ways to vote’ cards? Presently, the triennial choice seems to be Tweedledee or Tweedle D minus. In what other arena would we tolerate such a blatant duopoly? But if you vote for a non-mainstream party, aren’t you just throwing away your vote? NO! That’s America!* Though it may *seem* like we are the 51st State^ (underlined by the fact that their cultural imperialism is so insidiously comprehensive that in dire emergencies we now routinely call 911#), we got this cutey called preferential – far preferable, as far as I’m concerned. For things of great import, my first preference is to have them explained by cartoon. This is the best of its kind. http://www.chickennation.com/2013/08/18/you-cant-waste-your-vote/ In the upper house, if you number 1 above the line, we may be subjected to the *preference-whisperer’s* dark arts that produced the Fed Rep who’s been described recently as a plant. I can’t guarantee she’s not part vegetable, but I’m pretty sure any good that comes of her will be fairly random. You have to turn up, so do a li’l reading**, get intentional & fill in a few numbers below the line, eh? At least 1 to 5 for the state election (not 1, 2, 5). If you lose count, they will give you a new tablecloth to fill in – I had to get two replacemats a cupla years ago – but it added up in the end! The main Q to ask yourself, I think, is this: are we up to the fat end of the wedge yet? You decide. THIS THURSDY FIRE&THEFT 9:30 FAD GALLERY CITY THIS SATDY PRAYERBABIES 9:30 LOMOND, E BRUNS & hey, anyone need a NYE band? Our gig just fell thru… xxxe’en *& other countries with the quaint first-past-the-post system. ^Canada & the Philipines prolly have worse odds wrestling for the lowest number in that queue. # Which has had to be linked to *our* oh-oh-oh! number – makes more sense when you look at the direction the health system’s headed. **http://vec.vic.gov.au/Candidates/State2014CandidatesSummary.html

Claptrap at Onion Sat

Written on October 8, 2014   By   in gigs

EL PRAYERBAMBINAS’re setting one for you THIS SATDY 9-11pm @ The UNION HOOTLE BRUNSWEEQ – it’s a mild & acceptable form of self-abuse, tho, unlike other similars, you don’t grow out of it. Well, we never did. Of either, truth be known. Not me, ocors – but the rest of the band, though – woo! frenzied – wouldn’t credit it, what, at their age… xxx e’en

Daylight Rubbery

Written on October 2, 2014   By   in gigs

So. I know PBABIES are at the Royal Oak Fitzroy THIS SUNDAY arvo, only – what time? It’s usually 4pm but, what with daylight saving starting that day, is it earlier or laterer than usually usual? If you put the clock 4ward, I put it to you, that mean time does not mean our eastern standards have been lowered in the meantime. And, without wishing to be overly 4thright, 4 is un4gettably 4told as, per4ce, the 4ray point into per4mance. 4 4k sake. xxxxe’eeen

The Iceman Goeth

Written on August 27, 2014   By   in gigs

Oop! All of a sudden there’s an unsodden flurry of activity from the cumulative Fire&Thephtbabies – how can it be explained? The advent of spring? Well, p’aps… something’s got our choox laying again, too. Ah, one week of 20+ degrees, and Melbourne emerges like a pasty butterfly from its chilled, football-powered chrysalis… we outlasted the piloerection-ridden, strum-numbing cold! Again! Celebrate our new-found fun&fecundity F&T THURS 9:30 @ FAD GALLERY Chinatown & SAT MIDDAY A+ Market 399 Murray rd Preston PRAYERBABIES SAT 5-7 UNION HOTEL Brunnie but remember, now – it’s still chilly a night… xxxe’en

Finally, an explanation, if not an excuse…

Written on August 5, 2014   By   in gigs

for my cumulative odd behaviors and notions. Some people are afraid of spiders, some of heights; I, and it takes some courage to admit it, have a morbid fear of widths. THIS is why I prefer those safety glasses with the blinker-like sides… THIS is why I actively cultivate tunnel vision & am unnerved by crabs! There I’ve said it. It’s out & I’m glad of it. See you & PRAYERBABIES at the LOMOND THIS FRYNYT, hopefully in an orderly single-file queue from the stage to the bar. xxxe’en

A new cliche´

Written on July 30, 2014   By   in gigs

From the people who brought you *iconic* and *perfect storm* comes the old and confusing…*egregious*! Suddenly it’s everywhere! This egregious behaviour & that egregious abuse. But how do you pronounce it & what does it mean? Well, it doesn’t sound like Old Greg & but it does likely mean you’re a glaring or flagrant wanker. In which case, when pointed at you, I suggest responding: “You mean, of course, in the archaic usage.*” for efficacious doubt-removal. The *egregious** *FIRE&THEFT* 2MORONYT FAD GALLERY 14 CORRS LN CHINATOWN xxxe’en ps Pbabes@LomondFri8Aug

3 ways to get high this weekend…

Written on May 2, 2014   By   in gigs

…via the Central Highlands.* 1. The Clunes Booktown Festival, featuring such wibblewords as: Dwindle. Ropeable. Lowing. Askance. Partly. And. Glut. 2. Trentham Spudfest, featuring such tatties as: The Pink Eye. The Purple Congo. And. The Bintje, which is the Dutch national potato – or shall we say – mational.** 3. Radio Springs Hotel Lyonsville, featuring such bands as Prayerbabies SATDY 7-10pm. And. SUNDY 12-3pm. xxxe’en *Fnarfnarfnar **No, no. You’re right; we shan’t. Ta xe PS Next: Lomond 9-12 FRI 16f & Onion 9-11 SAT 17f wif 6 new sonx!