Feb
3
I can but agree with this Unverckergull Chruneckul review of Wilhelm Reich’s posthumous masterpiece “Don’t Throw Away Your Old Skin” and, since reading this ten word testament, I’ve already saved enough once offhandedly sloughed cells to build my own stinky golem, eliminate several foes, and have it voted Australian Senior of the Year!
Acquaint yourself with all the Beers under the oldspices of
THE PRAYERBABIES
THIS FRINYT 9 30 – 1am LOMOND HOTEL* or EACHNEVERY SUNDEE IN FEB 5 – 7pm UNION HOTEL**
Choice! xxxe’en
*cnr Nicholson&Blyth E Bruns **109 Union St Bruns
NexPbsUnionSundeesFeb
Dec
21
… what is it all about?* Fisticuffs at the post-crassmas sales? Tryna get wa-ay ugly stuff repackaged to exchange for something you’ll actually use/wear/eat/own up to? Something to do with a 19th century Chinese rebellion in the name of comfortable underwear? Praps it’s just recovering from the previous festivities, having a nice sit down with a box on your head. Having enjoyed that, may i be so bald as to mumbly suggest another method for recovering from the other major calendar event, namely a doghair @ the UNION BRUNSWICK SAT 2nd Jan 5 -7pm with The PRAYERBABIES..?
xxxe’en
*Evidently the day after christmas was when the churches in Britain traditionally distributed the donated largess from their “poor boxes” amongst the raggedy-arsed. Typical institutional behavior. Probably could have used it BEFORE christmas, eh? Maybe get the kids something besides the usual twig & dried mud. Mustn’t grumble though. Apparently. M’Lady.
Dec
6
The Prayerbabies have decided it prudent to now reveal that we too, have been conducting an affair with Tiger Woods. The 18 year, largely physical, though there was also a fulfilling spiritual side, liaison has now ended, as far as you're concerned. Any comments about golf balls, No.1 wood or the brand Titleist are both unhelpful and poorly constructed.
Our next secret rendezvous is MIDDAY THIS SUNDEE @ EUREKA STOCKADE GARDENS BALLARAT.
Thank you for your understanding in this difficult and itchy time.
xxxe'en
All makes pERFect sense – easily as much as Sheena Easton, who, in her
breakthrough "9 to 5 (morning train)" clip was directed by some guy
who read a book on how to be sess-ee Ch. 3)" You jus rub youseff up an
down on the train an, an, you look up an down with you eyes, thas
right, an you wear nice aqua jumpsuit. " = massive smash hit & short
relationship with Prince, once quite accurately described as a "dwarf
dipped in pubic hair" yet, generally pretty popular with the leh-dehs.
PRAYERBABIES 9 30 THIS FRI LOMOND
Cnr Blythe&Nicholson E Bruns
xxxe'en
Who decided we should be smellin of jasmine or melon?
Will the scent of flowers & fruit up your snoot smooth our relations & soothe the inner brute?
I spose we decided by buyin the damn shampoo, but where's the choice? I don't see Pantene Sheer Volume with Pure Coffee Essence, or Garnier Scent of Summer (10% Aerogard) for Oily Hair.
And.
AND.
What's the etymology of "shampoo"? Do we regularly smear our heads with stuff named for it's being "a spurious imitation of, or counterfeit, crap"?
Contribute to the fulsome & robust discussion on this topic under the banner "Follic-u-lee, Follic-u-liar: Stop Assuming My Grooming Should Be Based Solely On Blooming"
THIS SATDY 5 -7pm PRAYERBABIES @ UNION HOTEL BRUNS*
xxxe'en
NexFriLomond
NB-F&T@SofitelCityNYE
*109 Union St Brunswick
Oct
19
If you live in, near, or are lucky enough to be going to, Adelaide in the next week, then the below address has crOOOcial info for your going-outly options.
If not, well…habitating otherwise is, as habitating otherwise does.
& it's its own reward.
& that.
xxxe'en
ps NexSat31OctUnion/Fri6NovLomond
A week into two, of tropical nights, ceiling fan loping lazily round, shooing the warm breath of evening over skin still glowing from the broad, slow day; listening blissfully, distractedly, to the chorus of enlarged nature found in these restorative climes – mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-mm… & that funny little crickety sound amidst the calming insectrenade – mmm – y-e-eerdit-dit-dit-dit-dit-dit-dit–yeerdit-dit-dit-dit-dit-dit-dit – sounds like the first few bars of Khachaturian’s Sabre Dance, heheheh.
Exactly like it. Ye-e-eerdit-dit-dit-dit-dit-dit-dit–yeerdit-dit-dit-dit-dit-dit-dit! & now I can’t stop hearing it -damn! Or completing the phrase -dittilit-dittilit-dittilit-dittilit-dehhh… damn!! Damn you, frenetic circus music-making bug! Alternate image, quick. Also sounds like… a… geiger counter, quietly crackling away, counting harmless background rads, & my mind floats on soporific humidity to… Swiss surrealist H.R.Giger, who drew the “Alien” Aarrgh! Now I’ve got a radio-active Alien, jogging frantically to the Sabre Dance whilst throwing extendable, biting tongues with alarming inaccuracy at Sigourney Weaver on a rotating target! Duck Riplee-e-y!
The well?-rested PRAYERBABIES THIS SUNDY 4 – 7pm CARRINGBUSH HOTEL 228 LANGRIDGE St ABBOTSFORD
xxxe’en
…fortunately, Time had it written down on a piece of paper, paps an envelope – about yea big – “I kno, I kno,” sez Time to Space, who is constantly, grudingly clearing up after Time, ” it may seem messy to you, but I kno where everything is!” “Oh, yeah?” sez Space – ‘”So you know where your rego papers are, & how it was due last week?” “… I…erm…’ parries Time, with a practiced eloquence.
& all the while a torn cream envelope peers from it’s orderly position on a shelf far, far away, unaware of it’s blue tattoos that say ‘ yer Dad rang” & “PRAYERBABIES THIS FRI 9 30 @ THE LOMOND”
xxxe’en
Nex Sat22F&T@ML
Jul
30
At a multi-generational bbq, controversy arises when an unrelated child is admonished by the matriarch for pointing, laughing & imitating her breaking wind, emitting a sound akin to a hybrid of a duck’s quack & hitting a ripe, wet melon with an open hand. The issues raised & unforeseeable consequences throw modern parenting, corporal punishment, the hound’s-tooth fabric of our society & flatulence into, & latterly with, sharp relief.
The Plap.
A play in two acts by PRAYERBABIES@UNION HOTEL* THIS SUNDY 5 – 7
xxxe’en NexLomondFriAug14/F&T@MLAug22 *109 Union St Bruns
Jul
22
All mildly amusing subject lines aside, this is gonna be spesh. xxxe’en
“Sunday Gospel Show with South of the River and special guest Ian Birdwheel-Frights (de la Prayerbabies et Fire&Theft) THIS SUNDAY 26th July: Stones of the Yarra Valley 14 Hubert’s Road, Coldstream. Melway 275 H11
Time: 2:30 – 4.00pm Tickets: $20/18 (at the door) The concert will take place in The Chapel which seats 140 people. It has hand-rendered walls and great acoustics. Make a day of it, come early and have lunch either at the mezze wine bar or the restaurant, or stay late and dine in style. South of the River will be performing their Port Fairy Folk Festival repertoire. Come along prepared to have both body and soul warmed. See you there. Valerie Ashton”
www.stonesoftheyarravalley.com