The End is NYE-ly here & clarified

Written on December 16, 2011   By admin   in gigs

Malcolm X would be most disappointed as we are totes sell-outs at FitzBowl on NYE – biiiiig ta to all for performing the arcane rituals involved in bringing it about – cupla final clarifications* amid the welter of blether.

– the bowling club is fully licenced, so NO byo booze, sori…

– we will have the BBQs available for you to cook on all night, so bring some ‘second wind’ snags if you will…

& if anyone has to cancel plee-e-ese let us know for a refund; your tix will not go to waste as there’s quite a few who missed out that we just can’t help them otherwise, as we’ve hit capacity…

erm… think that’s all – happy happy, hope 2 c u in a cupla weex & remember pudding poisoning is a silent(night) killer. xxxe’en

* I remember sendin out an email wa-a-a-y back, erroneously suggesting Nick had left the band ( & half a sandwich) when he couldn’t do a gig – amid the caterwauling & laments Nick demanded clarification, which, remorsefully, I duly sent out: ‘Clarification – It’s the milk solids in butter that cause it to brown and burn. Remove them and you’ve got clear, golden oil. To clarify butter, melt it in a small saucepan over very low heat. Let stand, off the heat, until the white milk solids sink to the bottom of the melted butter. Carefully pour off the liquid butter and strain through damp cheesecloth…’ For some reason this did not clarify things. Not even with the cheesecloth & all. This was said to indicate I have no real grasp on what I’m doing in cpyderbase – it’s true – i’m just wobbling on my swiss ball & amusing myself quietly hunting&pecking away in my room – you all know that right? I’m sure you do the same on occasion. That your emails were garnered ostensibly to keep you informed about Pbabes & F&T gigs is undeniable; as is the fact that only about 40% of the list have ever returned to a gig & maybe 20%, more than once in a blue moon… so thanx for not unsubscribing non-gigging readerers, whatever your real reasons (tho when anyone tried, I would generally plead & cajole them back on ‘…but *why-y-y*!?’) & thanx for responding over these 12ish years, to those many who did – you’re a droll bunch. If it’s alright, I may spam you with a few non-gig adventures from this**** ‘n’at***** (five star abbreviation!!) xe

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