Rumour is, you’re wearing purple elastic-less “Mr. Forgetful” underpants – I’ve got to tell the Press SOMEthing, the jackals! “Improvised Helmet for Home Safety Week” covered last months saucepan-stuck-on-your-head debacle, but this calls for drastic measures – commando will save us – be prepared to drop ’em, comprehensive, for the paparazzi when I give the nod.
FIRE&THEFT THIS SAT 9 30 MANCHESTER LANE CITY PRAYERBABIES THIS SUN 5-7 UNION HOTEL BRUNS
PBF&T Foible Management In Discretion, U Bet U Assured.