The Voice of the Tezzlican

Written on July 22, 2010   By admin   in gigs

“Hi all! Well, it’s that time when that most detestable of slimy creatures, the Politician ( recidivistas assholus ) comes out of his/her burrow like on Groundhog Day and asks us to trust him/her. I for one wouldn’t trust one of these putrid dribblers in any kind of sense or form! Wouldn’t trust the skidmarks on their undies even if I got ’em checked by a handwriting expert……but anyway… It got me thinking about people you can’t trust……

* A guy in a strait-jacket directing traffic…. * A jogger..(aren’t they the ones who always find the bodies?) * Any person who starts a sentence with “This is no bullshit, but….” * Any person who discusses themselves in the 3rd. person. * Bindi Irwin (weird woman-child) * A News Editor (of any description) * The Sandringham line train (if it were a person….) * A Pub Bouncer with a ponytail and a goatee. * John Lithgow. * An Actor or anybody who excuses their Paedophilic tendencies as ‘Research’. * My Cat when she tells me furry lies about not having been fed.

I could go on forever but there is only so much Vodka in one bottle…..feel free to send more examples! (Not of the Vodka, the Untrustworthies….Hmmm, on second thoughts…….)

This Sunday arvo July 25th. at (roughly) 4 P.M. the fabulous (and funny) PRAYERBABIES are in da house. Very talented and extremely entertaining!! What are you waiting for? Line up now…….” – ta & well said Terry! xxxe’en