Cheesecakeburger/Onion PBABES THISATDY

Written on May 12, 2015   By admin   in gigs

Genetic sequining scientists* at CSIRO have created a tasty new food group —the Cheesecakeburger—which incorporates all of them. And most courses besides. Treasurer Joesh Frieswithockeyberg announced the overcomplete meal is to add an estimated $4.5 billion to our export bottom line and a similar number of centimetres over the next donkey’s years. ‘This beauty will literally bring home the maplebacon and, is so advanced, it partially digests itself!’ He/they continued, ‘In keeping with our rigid food safety guidelines, the entire schamozzle is to be sourced from local & imported corporation Familiarity Farms —renowned breeders of award-winning Australian-based contempt.’ Advance tastings THISATDY 9-11pm UNION HOTEL BRUNCHWICK xxxe’en *that should be singular